General Mills Vintage Cereal T-Shirts

The marketing influence of the big food companies is far-reaching. Surprisingly, I find myself ensnared.

You see, I have a major dilemma on my hands. General Mills is selling really cool vintage cereal t-shirts (Cheerios, Lucky Charms, Trix, etc.) for $5 each, and I want them all.

But should I sacrifice my ideals for the fashion whore that I am?

Granted, it’s not like I would ever give a cooking lesson in a Boo Berry t-shirt, but the guilt associated with contributing to the downfall of Western Civilization could prove overwhelming.

If only Barack Obama’s problems were so big . . .