If I Were President of the United States . . .

If I were President of the United States, improving education would be a huge concern. But I also wouldn't be afraid to don a brown shirt and ban a book or two. The first to go? "Planes" by Byron Barton.

True, the book seems innocuous enough ("This is a jet plane with people inside") and I'm sure Mr. Barton is a wonderful person, but what kind of message are we sending to our kids when pages 9 and 10 backhandedly extol the use of pesticides?